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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Maria, How Typical
Ok, so you wear a dress today. About the most boring dress that you could find. Even pregnant Natalie kicked your ass again. You do one segment on makeup and that's it? What are you there for?
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Maria Menounos, You Suck
Dear Maria:
What the hell is wrong with you. How can you be the same girl who shows up on the shampoo commercials and looks hotter than a 50 megaton thermonuclear explosion. How can you be the same girl who wears skirts that barely cover your ass on Access Hollywood. Why do you always dress like utter garbage when you are on the Today show. Why does NBC bother to fly you out to New York, increase your carbon footprint, and waste money when all you do is look like you stole the curtains out of your hotel room to make a gigantic pair of trousers. You ought to be ashamed of yourself that Jean Freakin' Chatzky, who is about 5% as good looking as you can kick your ass in the outfit department not just today but every day. Hell even Robi Ludwig, who hardly ever wears a skirt, was kicking your ass today. Why can't you look at 8 month pregnant Natalie and see that even she was wearing a skirt and that her foot was stuck 2 feet up your pretty derriere? You have no excuse for dressing like garbage. OK, so tomorrow you're gonna wear something hot and expect me to be all nice about but no way. You've done this too many times to deserve any kind of pass from me. You're in the GNN permanent doghouse as far as I'm concerned.
What the hell is wrong with you. How can you be the same girl who shows up on the shampoo commercials and looks hotter than a 50 megaton thermonuclear explosion. How can you be the same girl who wears skirts that barely cover your ass on Access Hollywood. Why do you always dress like utter garbage when you are on the Today show. Why does NBC bother to fly you out to New York, increase your carbon footprint, and waste money when all you do is look like you stole the curtains out of your hotel room to make a gigantic pair of trousers. You ought to be ashamed of yourself that Jean Freakin' Chatzky, who is about 5% as good looking as you can kick your ass in the outfit department not just today but every day. Hell even Robi Ludwig, who hardly ever wears a skirt, was kicking your ass today. Why can't you look at 8 month pregnant Natalie and see that even she was wearing a skirt and that her foot was stuck 2 feet up your pretty derriere? You have no excuse for dressing like garbage. OK, so tomorrow you're gonna wear something hot and expect me to be all nice about but no way. You've done this too many times to deserve any kind of pass from me. You're in the GNN permanent doghouse as far as I'm concerned.
Can Someone Explain How This Makes Any Sense
So they made a big deal out of Gretchen taking over all three hours of Fox & Friends and Alisyn moving the weekend and it was supposed to start after Alisyn returned from vacation. So Alisyn returns from vacation and then the very next week Gretchen is now on vacation so Alisyn is now filling in for Gretchen for this week. Why the hell couldn't they have waited until everyone finished their vacations?
Sunday, July 27, 2008
It's a Funny Thing
You know how I was busting on CNN's Carrie Lee for having a great pair but not showing much leg, well guess what? She's been appearing on Lou Dobbs Tonight and showing some great leg. She appears to be doing the same role that Christine Romans was doing. Speaking of which, when the hell is she coming back from maternity leave?
July 25 Caps
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Highlights:
From left to right: Shibani Joshi, Kiran Chetry, Robin Meade, Alexis Glick
From left to right: Hoda Kotb, Jill Martin, Dawn Timmeney, Tracy Byrnes, Sandra Smith, Carrie Lee
Highlights:
From left to right: Shibani Joshi, Kiran Chetry, Robin Meade, Alexis Glick
From left to right: Hoda Kotb, Jill Martin, Dawn Timmeney, Tracy Byrnes, Sandra Smith, Carrie Lee
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