What the hell is wrong with you. How can you be the same girl who shows up on the shampoo commercials and looks hotter than a 50 megaton thermonuclear explosion. How can you be the same girl who wears skirts that barely cover your ass on Access Hollywood. Why do you always dress like utter garbage when you are on the Today show. Why does NBC bother to fly you out to New York, increase your carbon footprint, and waste money when all you do is look like you stole the curtains out of your hotel room to make a gigantic pair of trousers. You ought to be ashamed of yourself that Jean Freakin' Chatzky, who is about 5% as good looking as you can kick your ass in the outfit department not just today but every day. Hell even Robi Ludwig, who hardly ever wears a skirt, was kicking your ass today. Why can't you look at 8 month pregnant Natalie and see that even she was wearing a skirt and that her foot was stuck 2 feet up your pretty derriere? You have no excuse for dressing like garbage. OK, so tomorrow you're gonna wear something hot and expect me to be all nice about but no way. You've done this too many times to deserve any kind of pass from me. You're in the GNN permanent doghouse as far as I'm concerned.